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Friday, April 11, 2014

#atozchallenge - Just a little comic relief!

J is for Just a little comic relief!

Hello, Blogging from A to Z April Challenge peeps! It's day 10, or something, and we know everyone can get a little tired by the end of the week. 

Here are a few funnies to help put a smile on your face and get you through the rest of the day! 

Gnome: Doctor, Doctor! I keep seeing pink and green spots in front of my eyes!
Doctor: Good gracious! Have you seen an optician?
Gnome: No, just pink and green spots!
Doctor: I mean, have you ever had your eyes checked?
Gnome: No, they've always been blue! 

 To Gnome me is to love me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A gnome, I can't reach the doorbell! 

Did you hear about the gnome who joined a nudist colony?
After two weeks he was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody’s business.

Have a great J day!


  1. Ha ha ha! That last one was too funny. Thanks for the laughs this Friday morning. :)

    Madeline @ The Shellshank Redemption
    Minion, Capt. Alex's Ninja Minion Army
    The 2014 Blogging from A-Z Challenge

  2. Jokes! That's a good one. I keep seeing better ones on other blogs than I came up with. Yesterday several people had "ice cream," which would have been perfect.

    Stephanie Faris, author

  3. Oh, there's Stormy. Has he met Sonny yet? I love him with the frogs. He's a funny dude, and I'm a big fan.
    Tina @ Life is Good
    A to Z Team @ Blogging From A to Z April Challenge 2014

  4. Nice one. I also liked the last one the best.

    LittleCely from LittleCely's Blog

  5. Ha! Love the gnome. He does make me laugh and who knew that gnomes were so full of Jokes. Have a great day and thanks for the jokes. :))

  6. A wonderful write. Here's mine!


  7. Thanks for the smile. Perfect start to my Friday.
    Perle Champion at
    Perle’s Ink,
    freelance words & art

  8. Bahaha, I love him and Mike sitting there together. Awesome.

  9. great Jumping JayJays did a gnome really do that? Just kidding. Gee that gnome is a few days late, did he get lost at H or am I imagining it? Today on J day I am learning a lot of interesting things all joking aside. :)

  10. Haha! Cute post!! Hope you have a great weekend!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

  11. Lovely!
    My latest one-

  12. Nice way to end the week!

  13. A Jolly Jester of Joy . . . . . .

  14. There's a reason the Chelsea Flower Show bans these.

  15. Hahaha! That last one really got me laughing. :P

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  17. Thanks for the smile - a great start to the weekend! You have a great one!

    Garden of Eden Blog

  18. love love your blog and gnome- the jokes are sooooooooo bad they are good!

  19. I think someone must have collected these jokes from an elementary school child... maybe 3rd grade? :) Writer’s Mark

  20. Yay Stormy--you are so funny and fun! xox jean

  21. Thanks for the one-liners! Much needed after a long week. :D

    @TuiSnider on Twitter
    My blog: Tui Snider's Offbeat & Overlooked Travel
    I am also part of the #StoryDam team, a friendly writing community!

  22. These jokes are funny, and just what is needed for a Friday. Thanks for visiting my blog. Glad you got the invitation.

  23. Very cute. Love one liners and Gnomes too :)
    Katy Did

    Life's Ride In Between

  24. Thanks for the humor infusion! I'm really enjoying the challenge. You guys are awesome coordinators!

  25. Hello everyone,
    My name is J as in Jessica.
    Thank you for this sweet challenge.

  26. Thanks for the laughs... perfect timing!

  27. That was delightful! It sure perked me up!

  28. very funny. Especially the nudist colony joke! I'm still laughing. That silly gnome!


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