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Friday, April 11, 2014

#atozchallenge - Just a little comic relief!

J is for Just a little comic relief!

Hello, Blogging from A to Z April Challenge peeps! It's day 10, or something, and we know everyone can get a little tired by the end of the week. 

Here are a few funnies to help put a smile on your face and get you through the rest of the day! 




Gnome: Doctor, Doctor! I keep seeing pink and green spots in front of my eyes!
Doctor: Good gracious! Have you seen an optician?
Gnome: No, just pink and green spots!
Doctor: I mean, have you ever had your eyes checked?
Gnome: No, they've always been blue! 





 To Gnome me is to love me!




Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A gnome, I can't reach the doorbell! 
 
 


Did you hear about the gnome who joined a nudist colony?
After two weeks he was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody’s business.

Have a great J day!
Stormy.

35 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha! That last one was too funny. Thanks for the laughs this Friday morning. :)

    Madeline @ The Shellshank Redemption
    Minion, Capt. Alex's Ninja Minion Army
    The 2014 Blogging from A-Z Challenge

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  2. Jokes! That's a good one. I keep seeing better ones on other blogs than I came up with. Yesterday several people had "ice cream," which would have been perfect.

    Stephanie Faris, author
    http://stephie5741.blogspot.com

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  3. Oh, there's Stormy. Has he met Sonny yet? I love him with the frogs. He's a funny dude, and I'm a big fan.
    Tina @ Life is Good
    A to Z Team @ Blogging From A to Z April Challenge 2014

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  4. Nice one. I also liked the last one the best.

    LittleCely from LittleCely's Blog

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  5. Ha! Love the gnome. He does make me laugh and who knew that gnomes were so full of Jokes. Have a great day and thanks for the jokes. :))

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  6. A wonderful write. Here's mine!
    http://imagery77.blogspot.com/2014/04/a-sneer-to-offer.html

    Hank

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  7. Thanks for the smile. Perfect start to my Friday.
    Perle Champion at
    Perle’s Ink,
    freelance words & art

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  8. Bahaha, I love him and Mike sitting there together. Awesome.

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  9. great Jumping JayJays did a gnome really do that? Just kidding. Gee that gnome is a few days late, did he get lost at H or am I imagining it? Today on J day I am learning a lot of interesting things all joking aside. :)

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  10. Haha! Cute post!! Hope you have a great weekend!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  11. Lovely!
    My latest one- http://sayantini-bhattacharya.blogspot.in/2014/04/jailbird.html

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  12. Nice way to end the week!
    www.writeonsisters.com

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  13. A Jolly Jester of Joy . . . . . .

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  14. There's a reason the Chelsea Flower Show bans these.

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  15. Hahaha! That last one really got me laughing. :P

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  17. Thanks for the smile - a great start to the weekend! You have a great one!

    Garden of Eden Blog

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  18. love love your blog and gnome- the jokes are sooooooooo bad they are good!

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  19. I think someone must have collected these jokes from an elementary school child... maybe 3rd grade? :) Writer’s Mark

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  20. Yay Stormy--you are so funny and fun! xox jean

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  21. Thanks for the one-liners! Much needed after a long week. :D

    @TuiSnider on Twitter
    My blog: Tui Snider's Offbeat & Overlooked Travel
    I am also part of the #StoryDam team, a friendly writing community!

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  22. These jokes are funny, and just what is needed for a Friday. Thanks for visiting my blog. Glad you got the invitation. http://www.writer-way.blogspot.com

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  23. Very cute. Love one liners and Gnomes too :)
    Katy Did

    Life's Ride In Between

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  24. Thanks for the humor infusion! I'm really enjoying the challenge. You guys are awesome coordinators!

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  25. Hello everyone,
    My name is J as in Jessica.
    http://littlegirlstory.wordpress.com/2014/04/12/j-is-for-jessica/
    Thank you for this sweet challenge.

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  26. Thanks for the laughs... perfect timing!

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  27. That was delightful! It sure perked me up!

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  28. very funny. Especially the nudist colony joke! I'm still laughing. That silly gnome!

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