Friday, April 11, 2014

#atozchallenge - Just a little comic relief!

J is for Just a little comic relief!

Hello, Blogging from A to Z April Challenge peeps! It's day 10, or something, and we know everyone can get a little tired by the end of the week. 

Here are a few funnies to help put a smile on your face and get you through the rest of the day! 

Gnome: Doctor, Doctor! I keep seeing pink and green spots in front of my eyes!
Doctor: Good gracious! Have you seen an optician?
Gnome: No, just pink and green spots!
Doctor: I mean, have you ever had your eyes checked?
Gnome: No, they've always been blue! 

 To Gnome me is to love me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A gnome, I can't reach the doorbell! 

Did you hear about the gnome who joined a nudist colony?
After two weeks he was asked to leave because he kept poking his nose into everybody’s business.

Have a great J day!


Madeline Mora-Summonte said...

Ha ha ha! That last one was too funny. Thanks for the laughs this Friday morning. :)

Madeline @ The Shellshank Redemption
Minion, Capt. Alex's Ninja Minion Army
The 2014 Blogging from A-Z Challenge

Stephanie Faris said...

Jokes! That's a good one. I keep seeing better ones on other blogs than I came up with. Yesterday several people had "ice cream," which would have been perfect.

Stephanie Faris, author

Tina said...

Oh, there's Stormy. Has he met Sonny yet? I love him with the frogs. He's a funny dude, and I'm a big fan.
Tina @ Life is Good
A to Z Team @ Blogging From A to Z April Challenge 2014

LittleCely said...

Nice one. I also liked the last one the best.

LittleCely from LittleCely's Blog

Anonymous said...

Ha! Love the gnome. He does make me laugh and who knew that gnomes were so full of Jokes. Have a great day and thanks for the jokes. :))

kaykuala said...

A wonderful write. Here's mine!


Perle said...

Thanks for the smile. Perfect start to my Friday.
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S. L. Hennessy said...

Bahaha, I love him and Mike sitting there together. Awesome.

TheCyborgMom said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning!
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CA Clark said...

great Jumping JayJays did a gnome really do that? Just kidding. Gee that gnome is a few days late, did he get lost at H or am I imagining it? Today on J day I am learning a lot of interesting things all joking aside. :)

Unknown said...

Haha! Cute post!! Hope you have a great weekend!!
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Jo said...

Love the knock knock one.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...


Sayantini said...

My latest one-

Unknown said...

Nice way to end the week!

Rob Z Tobor said...

A Jolly Jester of Joy . . . . . .

Paula said...

We can always use a lauglh!

stu said...

There's a reason the Chelsea Flower Show bans these.

Chrys Fey said...

Hahaha! That last one really got me laughing. :P

Susan Scott said...
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Susan Scott said...

Thanks for the smile - a great start to the weekend! You have a great one!

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Kathe W. said...

love love your blog and gnome- the jokes are sooooooooo bad they are good!

Chancelet said...

I think someone must have collected these jokes from an elementary school child... maybe 3rd grade? :) Writer’s Mark

Jean Katherine Baldridge said...

Yay Stormy--you are so funny and fun! xox jean

Tui Snider said...

Thanks for the one-liners! Much needed after a long week. :D

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My blog: Tui Snider's Offbeat & Overlooked Travel
I am also part of the #StoryDam team, a friendly writing community!

Michelle Stanley said...

These jokes are funny, and just what is needed for a Friday. Thanks for visiting my blog. Glad you got the invitation.

Kathleen Jennette said...

Very cute. Love one liners and Gnomes too :)
Katy Did

Life's Ride In Between

Anonymous said...

LOL The last one was the best.

~Patricia Lynne~
Story Dam
Patricia Lynne, YA Author

HistorySleuth said...

Very cute. :)
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A. Catherine Noon said...

Thanks for the humor infusion! I'm really enjoying the challenge. You guys are awesome coordinators!

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone,
My name is J as in Jessica.
Thank you for this sweet challenge.

Michelle Wallace said...

Thanks for the laughs... perfect timing!

ilakshee said...

That was delightful! It sure perked me up!

Anonymous said...

very funny. Especially the nudist colony joke! I'm still laughing. That silly gnome!