Stormy, tell us what you did for the A to Z Challenge?
Well, Alex, let me first just say thanks for having me today.
It’s really a toss-up between climbing the Matterhorn and being a guest on Survivor. I certainly am a lucky gnome to experience any of my adventures.
Yeah. If anyone knows anything about restraining orders please send me an email.
I’m actually interested in asking out this gargoyle I met. She’s not the prettiest or the most talkative but she doesn’t have a trunk load of emotional baggage either, if you know what I mean.
Like any weather gnome worth his salt, I graduated from the International Weather Institute. Actually I’m joking, there’s no such place.
I just stand outside in the weather a lot and you get to be familiar with things after a while.
Ever suffered from foot fungus, mold, or moss?
Who told you about the moss? It’s no big deal really. Some ointment and a little oil based paint and it’ll clear right up.
What did you think of the movie Gnomeo and Juliet?
To be honest, I haven’t seen it. There was this huge, you know, Union thing with the gnomes and the movie studio. It was like a hot mess.
What character would you like to be in a movie?
I don’t think there’s doubt in anyone’s mind that I could be the next 007.
To be honest, it was trying to tame all those tigers. When that rare gray & white tiger attacked I thought I was a gnoner!
What was one adventure you didn’t get to complete for the A to Z Challenge?
I really wanted to go surfing. Catch a wave. Hang two. It would have been a blast.
Will you participate in the A to Z Challenge again?
I might. I could come up with Stormy’s Bucket List and do all the things I haven’t tried yet. Ride a Harley. Jump from an airplane. Kiss a girl gnome.
Really, I’m just waiting and hoping for that next big weather event. Maybe I’ll head out west and chase a storm or two. Maybe take a walk on the wild side and catch up with El Nino and La Nina! Or maybe, I’ll just take a nap!
Thanks, Stormy! Be sure to visit Stormy and Heather at The Waiting is the Hardest Part.
Co-host Ninja Captain Alex is the author of CassaStar and CassaFire and his blog can be found HERE